Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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