i barfeds in our rink
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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