your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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