Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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