I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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