oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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