Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she pinky promised me she was 18
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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