I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
