If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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