hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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