She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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