i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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