That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.