i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING