i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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