cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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