Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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