i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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