don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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