his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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