i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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