Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Randomize
