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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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