normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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