PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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