i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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