You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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