ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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