Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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