she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
