youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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