office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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