My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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