my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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