He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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