woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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