you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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