I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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