Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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