This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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