Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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