When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize