Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
there is puke in my bra ... again
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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