Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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