She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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