Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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