Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
