I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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