Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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