Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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