No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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