So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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