he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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